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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

Why do we wash towels?  Aren't we clean when we use them?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

What do you use to clean soap?

If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

Why haven't we come up with something better than sliced bread in the last 80 years?

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

if olive oil is made from olives what is is baby oil mad from?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

Can you plan to be spontaneous?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?


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I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say. - Geronimo