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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.

Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

Is Atheism a non-prophet organization?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can you eat swiss cheese from the inside out?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

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