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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?

Can you cry under water?

If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Is "tired old cliche" one?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypocrite?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They came through you but not from you and though they are with you yet they belong not to you. - Kahlil Gibran