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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


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Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

Why is the only way to get a clear conscience to have a bad memory?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

If you had everything, where would you put it?

Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Does God believe that there are atheists?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?

Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?


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