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Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why haven't we come up with something better than sliced bread in the last 80 years?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?

Can you cry under water?

How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

What do little birdies see when they get conked on the head?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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