Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.
Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.
If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?
Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
What is the speed of dark?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?
Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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