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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Can you cry under water?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?


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