Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.
Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.
Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
If you ate pasta and antipasti durring the same meal, would you still be hungry?
If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypocrite?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?
What do you use to clean soap?
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?
Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
What is the opposite of opposite?
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