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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.

Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

If you ate pasta and antipasti durring the same meal, would you still be hungry?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Can you cry under water?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

How do you get out club soda stains?

Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

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