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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

What is the opposite of opposite?

What do you use to clean soap?

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

Why do we wash towels?  Aren't we clean when we use them?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

if olive oil is made from olives what is is baby oil mad from?

How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"

Is "tired old cliche" one?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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