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99 Humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

Why is the third hand on your watch called the second hand?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

Why aren't greyhounds grey?

Why doesn't the Washington Monument look like George?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why is common sense so uncommon?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

How do you get out club soda stains?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Why is the only way to get a clear conscience to have a bad memory?

Can you plan to be spontaneous?

Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

If you had everything, where would you put it?

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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw